Best Crypto Presales to Buy Today as BRETT, Bork and pepewifhat Stumble

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Former high-flyers BRETT, Bork, and pepewifhat have crashed 70-99% from their all-time highs, creating a perfect entry window for new presale projects with fresh momentum.Innovative presale tokens are offering unique solutions that address the sustainability problems of the previous meme coin generation.Three standout presale projects are building infrastructure, yield mechanisms, and tokenization platforms that could outperform as crypto markets heat up.The crypto market can be brutal. Once-hot meme coins that dominated headlines just months ago are now down catastrophically, with holders nursing painful losses as the cycles move on.Part of BRETT’s problem was betting everything on Base, Coinbase’s Ethereum Layer 2 solution that promised faster, cheaper transactions. However, the simple fact is it didn’t attempt to build anything useful—which doesn’t matter if you get out at the right time obviously—but without any real utility or contribution to the ecosystem, BRETT had nothing to sustain its value once the initial novelty wore off.Above: Brett’s spectacular price collapse. Source: CoinMarketCap.Bork suffered an even worse fate. After reaching $0.002124 in March, this Solana-based dog meme is now practically worthless at $0.00001889—a 99.1% drop that vaporized millions in market cap.Not even its Solana validator operation—where BORK actually helps secure the Solana network—something praised by Solana co-founder Anatoly Yakovenko—could save it from its death spiral.Above: Bork’s price drops into the red. Source: CoinMarketCap.And pepewifhat? Another Solana meme token that crashed 99.65% from its high of $0.0052. The hat gimmick wasn’t enough to sustain interest, proving yet again that novelty alone doesn’t create lasting value.Above: pepewifhat’s dramatic drop in price. Source: CoinMarketCap.Why yesterday’s meme coins crashed and burnedThe common thread among these projects? All three lacked fundamental utility beyond community ownership and memes. Explosive FOMO-driven pumps followed by soul-crushing dumps that leave latecomers holding the bag. Yes, it’s all part of the game—but doesn’t have to be.The key difference with today’s most promising presale projects? They’re not just memes hoping to catch fire on social media—they’re building actual infrastructure with staying power.Plus, the context is changing. As Bitcoin pushes toward $100,000—fueled by a recent $3 billion of institutional inflows according to Bloomberg—projects plugging gaps in the crypto have an excellent shot at sustainable growth.For investors looking to avoid common traps, today’s best crypto presales are taking a completely different path—building actual utility that will remain valuable long after the initial launch hype fades:Bitcoin Pepe: The L2 solution Bitcoin has been waiting forBitcoin Pepe is actually solving a real problem within the mem coin space. Look beyond the surface, and you’ll find an intelligent Layer 2 solution that finally gives Bitcoin the transaction speeds it desperately needs to compete with modern blockchains.The project’s genius? It’s not trying to replace Bitcoin—it’s enhancing it. This project lets you process transactions off-chain at blazing speeds, then settle them securely on Bitcoin’s network. Think of it as adding a turbocharger to a tank—all the security with none of the slowness.OVER $7,300,000 RAISED ️The World’s Only Bitcoin Layer2 Meme ICO!Locked in, it's PEP-20 season.BUY NOW ️ https://t.co/xokc18tuqo pic.twitter.com/xuGzn5Cs7N— Bitcoin Pepe (@BitcoinPepe_) April 29, 2025What really separates BPEP from failed projects like BRETT, Bork, and co, is its PEP-20 token standard. This creates an entirely new design space for developers to build on Bitcoin with Solana-like responsiveness. Unlike those other meme coins that just hoped for viral social media posts, Bitcoin Pepe is creating tangible tech that makes Bitcoin more useful.The numbers tell the story here—with $7.5m already raised at a current price of $0.031 in stage 9, investors clearly see this as one of the best crypto presales with a genuine infrastructural edge.As Bitcoin pushes toward $100K and institutional money pours in through ETFs, the need for scaling solutions like Bitcoin Pepe will only grow more urgent.CartelFi: Making memes work harderCartelFi is attacking the biggest problem that killed coins like pepewifhat—their complete uselessness between pump cycles. Most crypto just sits in wallets doing nothing while owners pray for price action. CartelFi turns that model on its head.This clever platform lets you stake your meme coins in specialized pools while keeping full exposure to any price moves. Your coins then generate yield through various strategies, giving you passive income even when the market’s flat. It’s the first protocol that turns dormant meme capital into productive assets.The real magic is in CartelFi’s token economics model. The platform uses up to 100% of all revenue to buy back and burn CARTFI tokens, creating an automatic supply squeeze that drives prices up as adoption grows. This self-reinforcing cycle gets stronger with every new user that joins.At just $0.0428 in stage 12 of its presale, which recently broke the $1 million mark, early investors are getting in at a fraction of the potential value once it launches.CartelFi differentiates by creating an entire ecosystem where thousands of previously useless tokens suddenly have productive utility. That’s the kind of fundamental value that survives long after the initial launch excitement fades.PepeX: The startup accelerator for the crypto agePepeX is solving crypto’s creator problem. While past meme coins like Bork just copied existing ideas with a fresh face, PEPX is building tools that let anyone launch their own blockchain project in minutes—no coding required.Its flagship innovation is the AKIRA AI Growth Engine that automates marketing, community management, and growth strategies for new tokens. This removes the biggest barrier to success for small projects—the need for massive marketing budgets to get noticed in a crowded space.The platform’s 5/95 token distribution model is frankly revolutionary. By capping founder allocations at just 5%, it prevents the devastating dumps that killed so many previous projects. When insiders can’t rug, retail investors actually have a chance at profitable exits.Currently priced at $0.0255 with $1.8m raised, PepeX offers something completely different from the likes of pepewifhat, Bork, and Brett. Instead of a single meme hoping to catch lightning in a bottle, you’re investing in infrastructure that powers thousands of future projects.Why infrastructure beats hype in today’s marketThe brutal crashes of BRETT, Bork, pepewifhat and near-countless others teach us a valuable lesson—hype is fleeting, but utility is forever. Those coins followed the classic pattern: massive early pump, influencer promotion, then total abandonment once the next shiny object appeared.Bitcoin Pepe, CartelFi, and PepeX are building their businesses backward—starting with actual utility that grows more valuable over time. Their presale prices let you get in at the ground floor of platforms that could influence and support crypto’s maturation.While 99% of pure meme coins eventually crash and burn, infrastructure projects tend to appreciate as their ecosystems expand. That’s why savvy investors are skipping the next clone and loading up on the best crypto presales that solve genuine problems.For those looking to position themselves ahead of Bitcoin’s push, these infrastructure projects offer some of the most interesting opportunities in today’s market.They’re building the tools and platforms that will help power crypto’s growth regardless of which tokens are trending in the months ahead.The post Best Crypto Presales to Buy Today as BRETT, Bork and pepewifhat Stumble appeared first on CoinCentral.

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Debunking the AI Doomsday Myth: Why Establishment Inertia and the Software Wasteland Will Save Us

Original Title: Against Citrini7Original Author: John Loeber, ResearcherOriginal Translation: Ismay, BlockBeats


Editor's Note: Citrini7's cyberpunk-themed AI doomsday prophecy has sparked widespread discussion across the internet. However, this article presents a more pragmatic counter perspective. If Citrini envisions a digital tsunami instantly engulfing civilization, this author sees the resilient resistance of the human bureaucratic system, the profoundly flawed existing software ecosystem, and the long-overlooked cornerstone of heavy industry. This is a frontal clash between Silicon Valley fantasy and the iron law of reality, reminding us that the singularity may come, but it will never happen overnight.


The following is the original content:


Renowned market commentator Citrini7 recently published a captivating and widely circulated AI doomsday novel. While he acknowledges that the probability of some scenes occurring is extremely low, as someone who has witnessed multiple economic collapse prophecies, I want to challenge his views and present a more deterministic and optimistic future.


Never Underestimate "Institutional Inertia"


In 2007, people thought that against the backdrop of "peak oil," the United States' geopolitical status had come to an end; in 2008, they believed the dollar system was on the brink of collapse; in 2014, everyone thought AMD and NVIDIA were done for. Then ChatGPT emerged, and people thought Google was toast... Yet every time, existing institutions with deep-rooted inertia have proven to be far more resilient than onlookers imagined.


When Citrini talks about the fear of institutional turnover and rapid workforce displacement, he writes, "Even in fields we think rely on interpersonal relationships, cracks are showing. Take the real estate industry, where buyers have tolerated 5%-6% commissions for decades due to the information asymmetry between brokers and consumers..."


Seeing this, I couldn't help but chuckle. People have been proclaiming the "death of real estate agents" for 20 years now! This hardly requires any superintelligence; with Zillow, Redfin, or Opendoor, it's enough. But this example precisely proves the opposite of Citrini's view: although this workforce has long been deemed obsolete in the eyes of most, due to market inertia and regulatory capture, real estate agents' vitality is more tenacious than anyone's expectations a decade ago.


A few months ago, I just bought a house. The transaction process mandated that we hire a real estate agent, with lofty justifications. My buyer's agent made about $50,000 in this transaction, while his actual work — filling out forms and coordinating between multiple parties — amounted to no more than 10 hours, something I could have easily handled myself. The market will eventually move towards efficiency, providing fair pricing for labor, but this will be a long process.


I deeply understand the ways of inertia and change management: I once founded and sold a company whose core business was driving insurance brokerages from "manual service" to "software-driven." The iron rule I learned is: human societies in the real world are extremely complex, and things always take longer than you imagine — even when you account for this rule. This doesn't mean that the world won't undergo drastic changes, but rather that change will be more gradual, allowing us time to respond and adapt.


The Software Industry Has "Infinite Demand" for Labor


Recently, the software sector has seen a downturn as investors worry about the lack of moats in the backend systems of companies like Monday, Salesforce, Asana, making them easily replicable. Citrini and others believe that AI programming heralds the end of SaaS companies: one, products become homogenized, with zero profits, and two, jobs disappear.


But everyone overlooks one thing: the current state of these software products is simply terrible.


I'm qualified to say this because I've spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on Salesforce and Monday. Indeed, AI can enable competitors to replicate these products, but more importantly, AI can enable competitors to build better products. Stock price declines are not surprising: an industry relying on long-term lock-ins, lacking competitiveness, and filled with low-quality legacy incumbents is finally facing competition again.


From a broader perspective, almost all existing software is garbage, which is an undeniable fact. Every tool I've paid for is riddled with bugs; some software is so bad that I can't even pay for it (I've been unable to use Citibank's online transfer for the past three years); most web apps can't even get mobile and desktop responsiveness right; not a single product can fully deliver what you want. Silicon Valley darlings like Stripe and Linear only garner massive followings because they are not as disgustingly unusable as their competitors. If you ask a seasoned engineer, "Show me a truly perfect piece of software," all you'll get is prolonged silence and blank stares.


Here lies a profound truth: even as we approach a "software singularity," the human demand for software labor is nearly infinite. It's well known that the final few percentage points of perfection often require the most work. By this standard, almost every software product has at least a 100x improvement in complexity and features before reaching demand saturation.


I believe that most commentators who claim that the software industry is on the brink of extinction lack an intuitive understanding of software development. The software industry has been around for 50 years, and despite tremendous progress, it is always in a state of "not enough." As a programmer in 2020, my productivity matches that of hundreds of people in 1970, which is incredibly impressive leverage. However, there is still significant room for improvement. People underestimate the "Jevons Paradox": Efficiency improvements often lead to explosive growth in overall demand.


This does not mean that software engineering is an invincible job, but the industry's ability to absorb labor and its inertia far exceed imagination. The saturation process will be very slow, giving us enough time to adapt.


Redemption of "Reindustrialization"


Of course, labor reallocation is inevitable, such as in the driving sector. As Citrini pointed out, many white-collar jobs will experience disruptions. For positions like real estate brokers that have long lost tangible value and rely solely on momentum for income, AI may be the final straw.


But our lifesaver lies in the fact that the United States has almost infinite potential and demand for reindustrialization. You may have heard of "reshoring," but it goes far beyond that. We have essentially lost the ability to manufacture the core building blocks of modern life: batteries, motors, small-scale semiconductors—the entire electricity supply chain is almost entirely dependent on overseas sources. What if there is a military conflict? What's even worse, did you know that China produces 90% of the world's synthetic ammonia? Once the supply is cut off, we can't even produce fertilizer and will face famine.


As long as you look to the physical world, you will find endless job opportunities that will benefit the country, create employment, and build essential infrastructure, all of which can receive bipartisan political support.


We have seen the economic and political winds shifting in this direction—discussions on reshoring, deep tech, and "American vitality." My prediction is that when AI impacts the white-collar sector, the path of least political resistance will be to fund large-scale reindustrialization, absorbing labor through a "giant employment project." Fortunately, the physical world does not have a "singularity"; it is constrained by friction.


We will rebuild bridges and roads. People will find that seeing tangible labor results is more fulfilling than spinning in the digital abstract world. The Salesforce senior product manager who lost a $180,000 salary may find a new job at the "California Seawater Desalination Plant" to end the 25-year drought. These facilities not only need to be built but also pursued with excellence and require long-term maintenance. As long as we are willing, the "Jevons Paradox" also applies to the physical world.


Towards Abundance


The goal of large-scale industrial engineering is abundance. The United States will once again achieve self-sufficiency, enabling large-scale, low-cost production. Moving beyond material scarcity is crucial: in the long run, if we do indeed lose a significant portion of white-collar jobs to AI, we must be able to maintain a high quality of life for the public. And as AI drives profit margins to zero, consumer goods will become extremely affordable, automatically fulfilling this objective.


My view is that different sectors of the economy will "take off" at different speeds, and the transformation in almost all areas will be slower than Citrini anticipates. To be clear, I am extremely bullish on AI and foresee a day when my own labor will be obsolete. But this will take time, and time gives us the opportunity to devise sound strategies.


At this point, preventing the kind of market collapse Citrini imagines is actually not difficult. The U.S. government's performance during the pandemic has demonstrated its proactive and decisive crisis response. If necessary, massive stimulus policies will quickly intervene. Although I am somewhat displeased by its inefficiency, that is not the focus. The focus is on safeguarding material prosperity in people's lives—a universal well-being that gives legitimacy to a nation and upholds the social contract, rather than stubbornly adhering to past accounting metrics or economic dogma.


If we can maintain sharpness and responsiveness in this slow but sure technological transformation, we will eventually emerge unscathed.


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